2015 Week 3 College Football Predictions

2015 Week 3 College Football Predictions

"Hey Jerrod Heard, do you wanna come to Texas and be the savior of the program?"

"Yeah, sure. That sounds cool."

2015 Season Record 9-2

Well last weekend was quite the rollercoaster. Virginia, Tennessee, Jacksonville State, East Carolina, and Arkansas State all failed to pull off the upset and give us some early season fun. Toledo, however, pretty much ruined the Arkansas Hype Train. Ohio State is still solid, although there may be a controversy brewing at quarterback. Michigan State out-greened Oregon, but it was a good game and I think they're both top 10 teams the rest of the season. Ole Miss hasn't really played anybody amazing, but they're averaging 70 points a game right now, so keep an eye on them. And Texas did some good things! 

2015 Week 2 College Football Predictions

2015 Week 2 College Football Predictions

Damn, offensive line. Do you even block?

2015 Season Record 6-0

Oh sweet baby jesus, this is going to be a long season. More Texas analysis below, but let's just get some of this out of the way. This season is going to HURT. Everybody buckle up and prepare yourself right now for misery. 2016 should (maybe?) be better, but probably not a whole lot. We're in for quite the rebuilding effort here. Ok, now the rest of college football. It's incredibly unfair that Ohio State has two legitimate quarterbacks who could run two different kinds of offenses and be successful no matter what, AND they get Braxton Miller who can apparently do this:

2015 Season Kickoff Extravaganza

2015 Season Kickoff Extravaganza

Praise Tebow

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?!?!?

You're damn right it's football time. Nice job, reader. It's been at least 3 years since the last season ended, and a lot has changed in that time. Ohio State? A goddamn NFL team. Baylor? Scum. A&M? still not sure if they want to sit at the big boy table or with the kids. Texas? OUR TEAM IS FINE, EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE!

2014 Season record 64-33 (not counting bowls, which is good, because I was wrong a lot)