10/13/2014

Monday Night Truth

Monday Night Truth


Look out everybody, here comes a whole new series of posts to BLOW YOUR MIND. The intent here will be reactions to last week's UT game, the REAL top 25 rankings, and any other interesting news that pops up. My kind of interesting, not yours. Come with me now on this journey, America!





10/09/2014

Week 7 College Football Predictions: OU Weekend Is Upon Us

Week 7 College Football Predictions: OU Weekend Is Upon Us


Sorry, BYU. Get to the back of the line. 

Week 6 record 5-2, Season record: 28-13

Well, last week was certainly exciting. If you parleyed TCU, Auburn and the entire states of Utah, Arizona, and Mississippi, well, nice job. The rankings got absolutely flamboozled after last week. The use of a fake word here underscores my point about how crazy week 6 was. ELEVEN top 25 teams and FIVE top 10 teams lost, including #2, #3, and #4. Chaos! CHAOS, I SAY! At least you have me here to break things down for you, or you might be really lost in all this. Luck you.  

10/02/2014

Week 6 College Football Predictions: THE FOOTBALLPOCALYPSE


Week 6 College Football Predictions: THE FOOTBALLPOCALYPSE

Early favorites for champion

Week 5 record 5-2, Season record: 23-11

Its finally upon us. The real start of the 2014 season. Just look at this schedule. There are 6 games with top 25 teams matched up against each other, Florida vs Tennessee, NC State vs Clemson, Vandy at Georgia.....and a Texas game that we'll get to later on. Spoiler alert: this will not be a fun game for us UT fans. Anyway, FOOTBALL!

9/25/2014

Week 5 College Football Predictions

Week 5 College Football Predictions

So Tricky.

The first rule of Week 5 predictions, is that you do NOT talk about Week 5 predictions (or FSU).
Week 4 record 5-2 (plus a UT game that didn't happen, WHOOPS) Season record: 18-9
After last week, I considered not watching football ever again. I did something terrible. I put my faith in Clemson. And I was reminded yet again of the #1 rule of college football, Do NOT believe in Clemson.
Lots of other interesting things happened though. Oklahoma looked pretty beatable, giving up 7000 yards of offense to my new hero, Clint "He's So Tricky" Trickett, who weighs less than me. BYU? Still undefeated. Alabama? Lane Kiffin is somehow not destroying the team. Mississippi State? Sooooo ready to compete this year, but they should stop stomping on people. Kind of a dick move. FSU? LET'S JUST NOT TALK ABOUT IT, OK??????